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Report: New
York Taxpayers Footed
Bill For Giuliani’s
Extramarital Affair
But not his
cross-dressing. |
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The White House has
cleared itself of any
wrongdoing in its
internal investigation of
charges of ___, ____, and
_____. After reviewing
and then destroying ___
memos and ____ emails
concerning the matters,
____, who was appointed
as Special Inspector by
____, a target of the
investigation, closed his
office and had his
computer melted down for
scrap metal. ____,
Chairman ___of the Senate
___ Committee, demanded
the records pertaining to
the ___ investigation,
but ___ refused to turn
them over, citing
national security,
executive privilege and
“no do-overs.”
In addition, he explained
that the records no
longer exist. He then
announced he would be
taking a job in the
private sector at the
____ corporation, one of
the groups prominently
featured in the
investigation, and
accused of _____. |
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New Theory: Lincoln Had Rare
Disease
Genetic disorder drove him to be honest. |
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One in Four Americans Read
No Books Last Year
But average American read over 10,000 text messages. |
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New Report Links High Credit Card Debt
to Medical Expenses
Would mean drug, banking, insurance
companies all benefit at the expense of
consumers, an unlikely scenario. |
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Man Busted
With $1 Million Bill
By alert cashier at 7-11. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week,
in a report on Trent Lott's
announcement that he would resign
his Senate seat in several weeks,
we quoted him as saying he hoped
to take advantage of his Beltway
connections to make a "ton
of money" in the private
sector. His actual words were
"shitload of money." We
apologize for the confusion. |
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