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| BC: |
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Hi.
I'm Former President Bill
Clinton. |
| GHWB: |
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And I'm
Former President George
Herbert Walker Bush. |
| BC: |
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We've
joined forces to address
one of the critical
issues of our time. |
| GHWB: |
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A matter
of great importance to
this generation and all
future generations. |
| BC: |
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And,
honestly, we need your
help. |
| GHWB: |
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We need
your help preventing a
very grave catastrophe. |
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We
need your help stopping
the criminals running
this country... |
| GHWB: |
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...FROM
BOMBING IRAN! |
| BC: |
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That's
right,
George. Please
help us. This is very important. |
| GHWB: |
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Thanks. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Moves to Ease Subprime
Crisis
Would allow public to print money on home
computers. |
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White House Director of
Resignations Resigns
No replacement has been named, says
outgoing Director of Appointments. |
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GAO Report: Iraqi Government Has
Met Only 3 of 18 Benchmarks
They are: |
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4. |
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Establish a web
site. |
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9. |
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Meet
occasionally. |
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15. |
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Take a nice, long
vacation |
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| REMINDER |
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Everyone
has a gun except you. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Good News: North Korea to Get
Rid of All Its Nukes by End of Year
Bad news: and give them to Iran. |
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Russia Plans to Put Man on
Moon
And leave him there. |
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Iraq: U.S. Recruiting Some
Insurgents
“We're Looking for a Few Bad
Men” campaign getting results. |
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