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PEOPLE
Woody Allen to Make New Film In Spain
Story of absurd romance between extremely old, ugly man and gorgeous young woman.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Japan, Reacting to Recent American Movies, Changes Name of Iwo Jima
To Clint Eastwood's Iwo Jima.
 
MEDIA
Media Criticized for Fixation
With Paris Hilton

And ignoring Lindsay Lohan.
Possible Murdoch Purchase of Wall Street Journal Worries Some
They're afraid he'll shift arch-conservative organ's politics ever-so-slightly to the right.
Newspaper, Magazine Circulation Continues to Plummet
But “niche” publications (shown) flourish.
BUSINESS
FTC: Whole Foods CEO Sought to Eliminate Competition
“Whether it's organic herbs or humane farming, we’ll rip their throats out,” he said.
 
SCIENCE
New Quantum Theory: Universe
Only Exists When We Observe It

Like light inside refrigerator.
 
Peru: Researchers Find Earliest Gunshot Victim in Western Hemisphere
Gun advocates point out weapon was legally purchased in Spain.
 
CORRECTION
 
In an historical analysis of how Americans defeated the militarily superior British forces in the Revolutionary War, we quoted an expert at Georgetown University as saying, "Their strength is their mobility. They don’t stand and fight." In fact, he was referring to how American forces are now being defeated by local forces in Iraq.

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