| ENVIRONMENT |
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Florida to
Remove 700,000 Tires From
Ocean Floor
Will dump them in nearby
landfill. |
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| POLITICS |
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Democrats Planning for 2008
Devising complex strategy to blow
election with GOP discredited, electorate
wanting change. |
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Spielberg Backs Hillary
In unrelated development, her campaign
chooses theme music from Jaws. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The subject of
the news quiz this week
can’t be named due
to: |
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A ) | the
sensitivity of the issue. |
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B ) | fear
of retribution. |
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C ) | the
fact that we are not
authorized to speak about
this news quiz. |
| Hint: the hint is
classified. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
Write
Your Own News Story
Just Fill In the Blanks
____, a key official of
the Office of ____ in the
Department of _____,
testified in front of the
_____ Committee that s/he
could not
recall having violated
the law on ____
occasions, despite
evidence that s/he did. A
letter signed by __
former members of the
Office of ___ complained
that ____ was
abusing the office for
political purposes. ___
did not recognize ____
documents which s/he had
signed, could not
remember ___ meetings and
___ phone calls vividly
recalled by others.
Members of the _____
Committee expressed a
mixture of disbelief and
frustration. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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UN Declares Gandhi's Birthday
as Day of Non-Violence
Every other day people can beat the
crap out of each other. |
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Alligator
Petting Farm Closes
Owner blames “weak
economy.” |
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