| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 A
Diamond-Encrusted Skull for That
Special Someone
Sure, she can't wear it, but what
woman can resist diamonds, in
this case thousands of 'em!
They're glued on real good, so
forget about picking one off to
pay down the mortgage. $1 million (less
when purchased in bulk) at Baubles,
Bangles and Bones. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Barry
Bonds Closes in on Aaron
To the delight of fans
everywhere. |
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TV Video Introducing Logo for
London Olympic Games
Triggers 23 Seizures in Epileptics
It's an Olympic record for logo introductions. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Unseen
Lincoln Memo Discovered
in National Archives
Note to speechwriter asks
him to “come up with
something snappy for
Gettysburg.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| In Diyala
province, U.S. troops are
being attacked by diverse
groups, including
ex-members of
Saddam’s military,
foreign-led Al Qaeda
forces and various
Shiite militias. So the
enemy is: |
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A ) | the
nationalists. |
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B ) | the
terrorists. |
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C ) | the
freedom-haters. |
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D ) | the
freedom-lovers. |
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E ) | us. |
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| FACTOID |
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20% Take Laptop With Them on
Vacation
Combining business with divorce. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Lucky
Photographer Captures Parking
Garage Full of Naked People
“I was just passing
by,” he says of chance
snapshot. |
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