| SPORTS |
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Scandal: Japanese Sumo
Wrestling Matches “Fixed”
Fooled everyone for 1500 years. |
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| LAW |
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Italian Anti-Paparazzi Law
Targets Those Who “Violate the
Protection of the Sexual Sphere”
In fact, “Paparazzi” means
“those who
violate the protection of the sexual
sphere.” |
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Supreme Court Hears “Bong
Hits 4 Jesus” Case
Expected to rule similarly to last year's
“Crack Pipes 4 Christ” case. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
Write
Your Own News Story: Just
Fill in the Blanks
Civilian Population
Caught in the Middle In
_____.
Another ____ going off in
a crowded ____ in ____
has highlighted the
dilemma of the
predominantly ____
section of the mainly
____ province of ____.
Funded by ____, militants
from the ____ minority
target the majority
____s, who have formed
militias, funded by _____
to defend themselves and
retaliate against the
____s. Caught in the
middle is the civilian
population of ____. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which U.S.
foreign policy blunder
from the last 100 years
has had the worst impact
on the United States and
other countries in the
affected area today: |
| A ) | Vietnam,
1964-1973. |
| B ) | The
CIA-backed coup which
ousted the democratically
elected President
Salvador Allende in
Chile, replacing him with
the tyrant, General
Augusto Pinochet in 1970. |
| C ) | The
CIA plot to oust Prime
Minister Mohammad
Mossadegh (who had
nationalized the Iranian
oil industry) and install
the young Shah in power
in 1953. |
| Hint: the top
recording artist of the
year was Patti Page. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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New Book: Clutter Actually
Preferable to Neatness
Publication delayed when final draft
misplaced “somewhere by the
chair.” |
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Dogs Being Used to Combat
Music Piracy
Trained to attack anyone with an iPod. |
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