| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Peace
Activists Call for Global
Orgasm
Followed by Global Drag
on Cigarette. |
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Study: Half of All Identity
Theft
Occurs Within Families
Twins twice as likely to be victims – or
thieves. |
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| FACTOID |
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Airlines Misplaced 92% More
Bags This Year Than Last
Projected to misplace 92% more bags next
year than this. |
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| LAW |
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Massachusetts Judge Rules
Burrito Not a Sandwich
New Mexico judge rules sandwich not a
burrito. |
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| SPORTS |
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Cable Operators Balk at NFL Network
More receptive to NFL Cheerleader Channel. |
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Chavez Might
Bar Venezuelans From
Playing Major League
Baseball
Unless he gets to play. |
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| FEATURE |
 RESTAURANT REVIEW:
Itsu Sushi Bar,
Piccadilly Circus, London
by Mr. Restaurant |
| The atmosphere is festive, the service to die
for at this authentic eatery popular with
Russian ex-pats and government assassins.
Catering shamelessly to its clientele, this
Japanese sushi bar has added to its menu:
a superb selection of Vodkas (the best east of St.
Petersburg), borscht that is hearty and
delicious (they don’t skimp on the sour
cream), and perogi deliciously crisp and flavorful.
But stay away from the eponymous sushi,
which can have an unpleasant, radioactive
thallium aftertaste. Other than that, I highly
recommend it! |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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 Thanksgiving
Dinner Stunt Goes
Awry
“Trained” bear
eats turkey, stuffing, candied yams,
cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie and guests. |
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