Ironic Times

 NO. 314 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 18 - 24, 2006 

Sept 11
Sept 25
 
POPE'S COMMENTS ANGER MUSLIMS
Vatican puzzled by reaction to Pontiff's trashing of Islam, prophet Mohammed.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraq Extends State of Emergency
Permanently.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Russian Mathematician Shuns $1 Million Prize for Solving Poincaré Conjecture
Prize will now be given to first person who can explain why.
“Lonelygirl15” Exposed as Scheme To Attract Movie Deal
Actress (shown) who posed as troubled teen in YouTube video blog says she's “troubled” and will start her own video blog.
U. S. NEWS
GOP Seen in Jeopardy of Losing House
Unless some unforeseen crisis can be concocted to scare voters.
Report: FCC Secretly Destroyed “Every Last Copy” of 2004 Survey Criticizing Concentrated Media Ownership
Except one, apparently.
CIA Agents Buying Insurance
Against Possible Torture Charges

Premiums lower if policy doesn't cover waterboarding.
 
 
REMINDER
  You can always tack on a signing statement.
 
POLITICS
GOP Candidates Distance
Themselves From Bush

Several move to Europe.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Flying Car Unveiled
Many think it will revolutionize bank robbery getaways.
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