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World
War III: Who is on our side and who is not: |
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Iran |
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Their
side, of course |
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Syria |
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You
have to ask? |
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Iraq |
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Depends
on province, sect, day of the
week |
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Israel |
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Can
you spell "Armageddon?" |
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North
Korea |
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We’ll
get back to you as soon as we’ve
launched these missiles |
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South
Korea |
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Our
side, if we’re winning |
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Egypt |
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Hate
our freedoms, love our military
aid |
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Saudi
Arabia |
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Still
owe us big time for giving them a
pass on 9/11 |
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Japan |
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Our
side, if we let them re-arm.
Then, who knows? |
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Germany |
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Our side this time |
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France, Italy |
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Our side most likely |
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Russia |
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Probably with us,
but don’t bet the farm |
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China |
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Will sit this one out;
prepare for World War IV |
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Switzerland |
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Neutral again.
Someone has to launder the money |
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England |
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Can you say,
"Yes, George?" |
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Note: Prospects
for World War III movies: good, novels:
poor, memorable songs: not
a chance. |
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