| LIFESTYLE |
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Naked Yoga
Classes Gain Popularity
in San Francisco
Primarily with window
washers. |
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| TRENDS |
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Woman Holds Up Three Banks
While Talking on Cell Phone
Will be charged with armed robbery and
being incredibly rude. |
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| ART |
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Rothko
Painting Sets Record at
Auction
$22.4 million most ever
paid for work you or I
could have done. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Bush Killed in
Bicycle Accident
President Cheney assumes control,
assures nation of “smooth transition.” |
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| MILESTONES |
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Baby Boomers Turn 60;
Greatest Generation 90; Beat
Generation 80
Sandwich generation 50; Gen X'ers 40; Gen
Y'ers 20. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is the
sentence you would least
like to hear from your
interrogators? |
| A ) | We
can do this the easy way
or the hard way. |
| B ) | We
have ways of making you
talk. |
| C ) | No
one will hear your screams. |
| D ) | We're
doing everything we can
to protect the American
people. |
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| MUSIC |
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Score
Handwritten By Beethoven
Discovered
Had been used to wrap
Brahms's lunch. |
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