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Kermit the Frog Turns 50
It's not easy being gray. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Beer Made By Trappist Monks
Voted Best in World
Centuries-old vow of silence broken
during raucous celebration. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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81% Increase in Florida
Motorcycle Deaths After Helmet Law
Repealed
Lawmakers to have their heads examined. |
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| SPORTS |
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Poll: Fans Would Ban Palmeiro
From Hall, But Not McGwire, Sosa, Bonds
Because they didn't get caught. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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140 American
Cars Form Image of Old
Glory
After breaking down. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The debate about the
future of the Space
Shuttle has begun. What
are the leading
possibilities? |
| A ) | Limited
use to supply space
station if safety
problems can be
minimized. |
| B ) | Sale
to Coppertone to tow
giant banner ad across
coastal beaches. |
| C ) | World's
largest planter. |
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| Supreme Court
nominee John Roberts
recently admitted that
when he said he was not a
member of the Federalist
Society, he had forgotten
he'd been on their
Steering Committee in
1998. What caused him to
forget? |
| A ) | Federalist Society
Steering Committee
meetings so boring
committee members
sometimes forgot their
own names. |
| B ) | Members of society who
face confirmation
hearings in Senate must
drink secret potion which
erases memory. |
| C ) | He
was taken aboard UFO in
1999 by aliens who took
his memory of 1998 back
to their home planet for
further study. |
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