BREAST-COVERING
DRAPES REMOVED FROM
STATUE AT JUSTICE DEPT.
Turns out Ashcroft was
only man aroused by statue. |
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Program to Convince Afghans
to Grow Melons Instead of Opium a Failure
Most say they prefer life of luxury to
selling cantaloupes on street corners. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Halliburton Wins Contract to
Build
New Prison at Guantanamo
Facility will have room for up to 500
Halliburton executives. |
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| IRONIC TIMES POLL |
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Americans Offer Different
Reasons Why We Can't Withdraw from Iraq |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Calls Amnesty
International
Accusations “Absurd”
Demands for his impeachment
“ludicrous,” international
reputation as a war criminal “a
hoot.” |
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Lugar Presses for Vote on Bolton,
Says U.S. “Urgently
Needs” UN Ambassador
To get rid of those top ten floors. |
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REMINDER
There are no chickenhawks in
a foxhole. |
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Bush Encourages GOP to
Introduce Social Security Bill
Without Private Accounts
Will find some other way to kill program. |
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Air Force Academy Reacts to
Report of Religious Intolerance
Adds pastrami to cafeteria menu. |
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Karl Rove: Democrats Agents
Of Satan
Democrats apologize for provoking remark. |
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