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MORE TROUBLE
FOR POPE
His computer has a virus. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Colombia Sends Captured Rebel
Leader Known as "Sonia" to U.S.
Due to Colombian laws against torture. |
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UN: Illegal Drug Trade Now
Accounts For 60% of Afghanistan's Economy
Drug enforcement accounts for other 40%. |
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| APPOINTMENTS |
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Bush Names John Bolton, Man
Who Hates UN, to Be UN Ambassador
Names white supremacist Matthew Hale to
chair civil rights panel. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
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 World's
Largest Particle Collider
Being Installed in Geneva
By smashing protons into each other
at close to the speed of light, physicists
hope to “get rich and go out
with beautiful women.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush: Our Goal Should
Be to Export Democracy
To supplement income from weapons, movies,
and tobacco products. |
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Senate Tightens Personal
Bankruptcy Law
Loosens moral bankruptcy law. |
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Young Blacks, Females
Not Joining Army
Recruiters expect shortfall will be made up
by old white men who support war. |
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REMINDER
It's
Spring Break, please binge
drink responsibly. |
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Big Midwest Shoe Retailer
Latest to Be Hacked by
Identity Thieves
Hackers now know shoe sizes of 100,000
customers. |
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Raise in Minimum Wage
Rejected by Senate
Lawmakers say they'll
“tip a little better” in the future. |
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