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Krispy Kreme
Subject of Federal
Investigation
Company blames probe on
sugar rush to justice. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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TV: Gay
Wedding On “Simpsons”
Episode Draws Harsh Criticism
Some call for
constitutional ban on
animated same-sex
marriage. |
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| MAN OF THE WEEK |
 William
H.T. Bush
Uncle Bucky, as he's
affectionately known to
his nephew, President
Bush, is now Rich Uncle
Bucky, being on the board
of Engineered Support
Systems Inc., which won
the contract to provide
additional armor for
troops in Iraq. After
exercising options on
8,438 shares of stock
suddenly worth $450,000,
Uncle Bucky can now
afford the best table at
the next White House
prayer breakfast. |
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| SCIENCE |
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European Space Agency
Scientists Think There Was,
May Still Be Life on Mars
Queen of Spain agrees to finance
voyage to mysterious red planet. |
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 5300-Year-Old
Stone Age Man Speaks
Says he's honored to be
picked to head White
House science office. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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New Health Guidelines Issued
by Government
Drink lots of coffee, wine, eat plenty of
chocolate. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Sony Online Game
“Everquest II” Has Automatic
Pizza Ordering Feature
Also has crank call feature that orders
pizza for somebody who doesn't want it. |
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| ODDS 'N ENDS |
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Solid Gold Toilet Goes
on Public Display
Worth $5 million, it was
originally built for U. S. Army. |
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