| TRENDS |
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 Diners Flock
To Clothing-
Optional Restaurant in New York
Receives highest rating
from Voyeur Gourmet. |
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| SPORTS |
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Sport of Hockey Ends
Zamboni Destruction Derby will take its
place. |
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Major League Baseball Adjusts
Jose Canseco's Statistics
Admitted steroid user's 462 home runs
will be converted to long fly balls
caught at the warning track. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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70th
Anniversary Edition of
Monopoly Comes With Real
Money
Game stopped using
Monopoly money, which is
now worth more. |
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| MEDIA |
Congress
Boosts Broadcast Indecency Fines
Establishes guidelines
for various transgressions. |
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$100,000
fine for saying
“fuck” |
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$200,000 fine for saying
“motherfucker” |
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$300,000 fine for saying
“fucking
motherfucker” |
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$400,000 fine for saying
“fuck you, you
motherfucker” |
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$500,000 fine for saying
“fuck you, you
fucking motherfucker” |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Adolf Hitler's
Mountain Retreat At
Berchtesgaden Converted
to Luxury Hotel
Hitler Hilton offers such amenities as
golf course, spa, free showers. |
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| ANAGRAM NEWS |
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Tokyo Colorpot Takes Effect
Everywhere
Except in Ituned Tastes of Acrimea, which
is not a signatory. |
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