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Reality Show Will Document
Talent Search for Next
“Saturday Night Live” Stars
Current stars will grudgingly help find
their replacements. |
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 New Reality
Show Debuts on Fox
“My Big Fat
Obnoxious
Dominatrix” pits
eight hopefuls (shown)
competing for her
approval. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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New Camera-Phone With Night Vision
Allows Users to See Through Clothing
Due to high demand, there's a twelve year
waiting list. |
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| POLITICS |
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Top Reasons Why Democrats
Should Not Commit Suicide |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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 Medical
Marijuana Approved by
Majority of Western
States
But it's cheaper in
Canada. |
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Researchers Announce New Drug
May Block Alzheimer's
However, they can't remember which one. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Report: Federally Approved
Stem Cells Tainted With
Mouse Material
But no more than what's allowable in hot
dogs. |
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New Data Disk
Made From Corn
Corn made from
bioengineered genetic
material. |
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