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KERRY GOES
GOOSE-HUNTING IN CRUCIAL
SWING STATE OHIO
“Bagged some nice
foie gras,” he tells
reporters. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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As Haitian Violence Mounts,
U.S.
Lifts Arms Embargo
Will allow thugs to better defend
themselves against hoodlums. |
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| ELECTION '04 |
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Teresa Heinz-Kerry Tells
Cheney to “Shove It”
He tells her, “Go fuck
yourself.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Long Waits
Continue for Flu Shots
Some in the more
vulnerable category
don't make it. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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75% of Bush Supporters Still
Believe WMDs Exist, Iraq Had
Ties With Al Qaeda
Other 25% never heard of WMDs, Iraq, Al
Qaeda. |
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Kerry Faults Bush for Mismanaging War,
Budget, Economy, Environment
Bush faults Kerry for criticizing him. |
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REMINDER
Happy days are here again, assuming
you're a military contractor. |
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Bush Unveils New,
Compassionate Foreign Policy
Will provide funds for grief counseling,
sensitivity training after all future
invasions. |
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New Jersey Woman Wins Super
Powerball Lottery
She'll receive one flu shot each year for the
next twenty years. |
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Report: Gap Widening Between
Poor, Wealthy Schools
Poor schools “consistently
clobber” wealthy ones at football,
study shows. |
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