| “TURN IN YOUR NUKES”
PROGRAM GOING WELL IN IRAQ |
| Many take advantage of amnesty, cash
in exchange for atomic weapons. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Pakistan Test-Fires
Medium-Range Missile
Into New Delhi. |
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Pinochet Suffering From Mild
Dementia
Lawyer argues he can't be expected to
remember all the people he killed. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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 Kim
Jong Il Sues Producers of Team
America: World Police
North Korean leader
(shown) cites
“numerous
similarities” to
script he sent them in
1999. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Poll: Bush Trounces Kerry in Debates
President preferred overwhelmingly
in survey of evangelical Christian
oil company CEOs. |
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Supreme Court to Decide on
“10 Commandments of Love”
Justices will choose between versions by
Harvey and the Moonglows, Little Anthony
and the Imperials. |
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REMINDER
Spare the electric chair, spoil
the child. |
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Bush Accuses Kerry of
Fear-Mongering
Raises Terror Alert level to red. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Boris Yeltsin
Back In Public Eye
Former Russian leader
spotted recently in the
audience at “The
Dennis Miller Show.” |
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