Ironic Times

 NO. 193 "Expect the Ironic" MAY 24 - 30, 2004 

May 17
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NORMALCY RETURNING TO BAGHDAD
A young boy practices his soccer moves on a quiet day in the Iraqi capital.
 
WORLD NEWS
After Some Delay, U.S.
Issues Annual International
Human Rights Report

Finds little to criticize.
 
POLITICS
Bush Planned 9/11 Attack
With Bin Laden

But most still feel he's stronger on terrorism than Kerry.
 
THE WAR
  Top Military Brass Testify About Prisoner Abuse
Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez (left) says he "saw no evil," Gen. John Abizaid (center) says he "heard no evil," and Maj. Gen. Geoffrey Miller (right) says he "spoke no evil."
U. S. NEWS
White House Pleased With
Prisoner Torture Scandal

Distracts public's attention from other scandals.
First Gay Couples Officially
Wed in Massachusetts

Heterosexual marriages collapse all across America.
 
REMINDER
  As you continue on life’s journey,
  stand up every so often and stretch
  your legs.
 
FTC: "Sexually Explicit" Must
Be in Subject Line for Porn Spam

Should help consumers throw away all the other stuff.
Scandal: Knowledge of Prison
Abuse May Go Higher

Bush apparently told God in early January.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
State Dept. to Be Folded Into
Bureau of Weights and Measures

Sec. Powell will report to the head of that department (name not available at press time).
 
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