| THE YEAR IN PICTURES |
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U.S.
Wins War In Iraq Three
Times
Looking forward to
winning war three
more times next year. |
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Michael
Jackson Arrested,
Released on Bond
Singer's mug shot (left) seen
by millions around the
world. |
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Pajama
Party Caps
President's Trip to
Asia
Many important trade and
currency issues discussed
on multi-nation tour. |
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James
Brown Honors Colin Powell
Presents him with
“James Brown
Statesman of Renown”
award for 2003. |
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Genetic
Engineering Catching On
Newly designed French pears doing well
with male shoppers. |
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Chimpanzee Genome
Map Completed
Dr. Robert L. Muggs (left) announces
breakthrough achievement. |
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New "Pimp Juice"
Soft Drink Aims at Niche Market
Upwardly mobile males who wear large
hats, drive purple Cadillacs. |
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Hefner Seen With Ten
Women Not His Girlfriends
Seven girlfriends are furious. |
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Toyota’s New Coffin
GT Rated #1 in Initial Satisfaction
By morticians. |
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Rapper Ludacris
Attends National Spelling Bee
“Not sure why I'm here, man,”
he tells reporters. |
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