| PEOPLE |
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 Bush
Visits Successful Businesses to Push
Optimism On Economy
He's seen here sharing a laugh
with employees of Gas
Masks, Bomb Shelters and Beyond. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Rap Record Label Murder Inc
Changes Name
Music & Murder Inc “better
reflects” company’s diversified
interests, says spokesman. |
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| MEDIA |
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Revisions to Media Rules
Will Allow Fox to Keep Illegally
Purchased Stations
According to unconfirmed report in The
East Lansing Middle School Tribune. |
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| BUSINESS |
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"Everybody Else Was
Doing It" Defense Triumphs in IOC
Bribery Case
Fortune 500 boards of directors plan week
of celebration, conspicuous excess. |
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Credit
Lyonnais Purchased by
Hellman's
West of the Rockies it
will be known as Best
Foods Lyonnais. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Man Accused of Cannibalism
Goes on Trial in Germany
Claims he was only following Atkins Diet. |
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Maker Runs Out of Flu Vaccine
“But we have plenty of other nice
vaccines that might interest you,”
says company spokesman. |
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AMA Wants Study for Organ
Transplant Market
Win-win option would benefit those rich
enough to buy, desperate enough to sell. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Scholars
Discover Parts of New
Testament
Translated, it reads,
“Disregard previous
Testament.” |
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Fossil, 425 Million Years
Old, Earliest Example of Male Animal
Water-dwelling crustacean never asked for
directions during its lifetime. |
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| WHERE ARE THEY NOW |
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 Saddam Hussein
The former Iraqi ruler, who fled Baghdad
in April, has been living in relative
quiet at a friend’s apartment in the
suburbs. He spends his time watching
television, doing crossword puzzles, and
occasionally sitting down at the
typewriter (“An old Underwood!”)
to take another stab at his second novel. |
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