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Kim Jong Il
Climbs Mt. Everest
First North Korean leader
to do so. |
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| SPORTS |
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Ten-Year-Old Phenom Declares
Himself Eligible for NBA Draft
Goes against family's wishes that he
finish grammar school. |
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Baseball Announces Crackdown
on Banned Substances
Will start random testing of fans. |
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Baseball: Entire Tampa Bay
Payroll Less Than Derek Jeter’s
Salary
But Yankee players often tip
Devil Ray players handsomely as they
round the bases. |
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| MILESTONES |
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Last Madonna
Wannabe Retires
Says she's doing a
lot better than her idol. |
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| LIFE AFTER SADDAM |
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Brutal Regime Is History
Iraqis once again free to
beat themselves. |
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American Entrepreneurs Buy
Garden of Eden
Site, located where Tigris and Euphrates
meet, will be turned into a nudist
resort. |
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Progress
Continues in 3rd
Week of Freedom
Government can no longer
restrict right to keep
and bear a Kalashnikov. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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New Technology Changes
Garbage to Oil
Critics warn it could cause a severe
garbage shortage. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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India,
Pakistan Destroy Each Other With Nuclear
Weapons
One-and-a-half billion killed. |
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