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 New California
Quarter Features Bear,
Miner, Condor, Redwood,
Poppies
Engraving depicts the
bear observing the miner
as he cooks the condor
over a Redwood fire he made after
smoking a potent distillate of
the poppies. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Scouts Constantly
Searching for Next Superstar
Looking for that special ballplayer who
is overweight, smokes, drinks, and
badmouths his teammates. |
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Bob Uecker Elected to Hall of
Fame
Mediocre stats, but he never bet on
baseball. |
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| ODDS AND ENDS |
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Disposition
of Mustang Ranch Property
Decided
Compound will be shipped
to Iraq as part of
post-war reconstruction
process. |
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John D. Negroponte
Age: 63 |
| Position: American Ambassador to
the United Nations. |
 Proudest Moment:
"The day President
Bush appointed me to
represent my country at
this great organization
devoted to world
peace."
Biggest
Regret: "That the Honduran
Commission on Human
Rights accused me,
personally, of human
rights violations when I
was U.S. Ambassador to
Honduras." |
| If I Had One
Wish:
"That
before the Honduran
Commission on Human
Rights accused me of
human rights violations,
my good friends in the
Battalion 3-16 Death
Squad had paid them a
little visit." |
Favorite
Little-Known Fact:
"If you cut out the
heart of your enemy and eat it while it's still
beating, you absorb his
strength." |
Favorite drink: "Dewars,
of course!"
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