| PEOPLE |
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Madonna Releases First
Exercise Video
"Kinky Kalisthenics" is
Kegels for contortionists. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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"Chicago" Wins
Another Award
Wins coveted Most Awards award, awarded
to award-winner awarded most awards. |
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China Orders Rolling Stones to
Drop Some Songs From Tour
Censorship considered almost as oppressive
as The Ed Sullivan Show. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Investors Flee Stocks, Bonds
But show renewed interest in pyramid
schemes, chain letters. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Women's Lib
Mixed Bag For Albanian
Women
More respect, less free time. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Univ. of Pennsylvania Study: Male
Perspiration Makes Women Happier
Antiperspirant industry group argues
test results unique to Pennsylvania. |
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Supersizing
Threatens Public Health,
Warn Doctors
Urge Americans to eat one
less giant cookie each
week. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Latest Theory: Universe a
Doughnut
Krispy Kreme stock rises again. |
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 Census: Extraterrestrials
Fastest-Growing Minority
Group
But they complain they're
being undercounted. |
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| EDUCATION |
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UC Berkeley Grad School of
Business
Rejects Some Who Lied on Application
"They don't need us," says
Dean, "they already get it." |
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