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SPECIAL FEATURE: WHAT IF
IRAQ WINS WAR WITH U.S.? |
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A new flag
(above) is just one of many changes. |
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George Bush will have limited powers
as administrator of the new American
province; Dick Cheney will be given a
seat on the Revolutionary Command
Council. |
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The Republican Party will be absorbed by
the ruling Ba'ath Party. |
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The Democratic Party will be split up
amongst Shiite and Kurdish factions. |
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All health care will be free. |
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Church and State will be separate. |
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closed October 3, Iraqi Independence Day.) |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Refuses Talks With North
Korea
Hopes this leads to dialogue. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Bush,
Hussein, Bin Laden Action
Figures Go on Sale
They're part of
Mattel's "Crazy
Leaders" series. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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American Civilians Face
Hardships,
Sacrifices in the Event of War
Regular programming may be occasionally
interrupted. |
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Some in Congress Call for
Return of Draft
Bush re-enlists in National Guard. |
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Secret Intelligence Report
Says Iraqi Spies Behind Antiwar Protests
Same group that was behind Vietnam
antiwar protests. |
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Bush Won't Close Door on
Nuclear Option
But only as last resort if Democrats try
to block his judicial nominations. |
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REMINDER
Everyone respects a bully. |
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Old Nuclear Policy: M.A.D.
(Mutually Assured Destruction)
New nuclear policy: R.F.Y.L. (Run For
Your Life) |
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Bush Proposes New Cabinet
Department To Reorganize,
Streamline Government
Department of New Cabinet Departments. |
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White House Cancels Poetry
Symposium
Gives no rhyme or reason. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Still No Link Between
Al Qaeda and Iraq
But search on Google for "link
between Al Qaeda and Iraq" turns
up above sentence. |
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