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Bush Calls for More Early
Reading Programs
Like the one he's enrolled in. |
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| WORDS IN THE NEWS |
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surprise attack:
attack by an unscrupulous foe for which
fair warning is not given.
preemptive strike:
sudden assault which prevents an
unscrupulous foe from launching
a surprise attack. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Forbes: Bill Gates Has Lost
$11 Billion in Last Year
Mostly in small change. |
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Enron's
Famous "E" Sold
at Auction for $44,000
Sale recorded as
$44,000,000. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Teens Most Likely to
Commit Crimes in Afternoon,
Have Sex at Night
Explains why they sleep until noon. |
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Botox May Help Migraine
Sufferers
Helps them look like they don't have a
migraine. |
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Anxiety, Agitation, Irritability Could
Be Early Sign of Alzheimer's
They could also be none of your goddamn
business. |
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 SCIENCE
Egyptian Mummy
Gets CT Scan
Advised to return for
more expensive tests. |
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| SOCIETY |
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Belgian Study: Alcoholic
College Freshmen More
Likely to Flunk Out
Also: bears more likely to shit in the
woods. |
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