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PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Civil War Re-Enactment Gets Out of Hand
Old rivalries, hatreds surface; 618,000 dead.
 
PEOPLE
Buzz Aldrin Attacked by Moon Landing Debunker
Man says he was living on moon at the time and had no visitors.
 
BUSINESS
Bayer Lays Off 4700
Workers told to take two aspirin, don't call in the morning.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Keiko Returns From the Wild
"Free Willy" star says he has wonderful idea for a screenplay.
SCIENCE
Private Company Granted
Permission to Commercially
Exploit Moon

U.S. gives Kraft Foods all exploration, mining rights.
Pigs, Chickens More Intelligent
Than Previously Thought

But not as smart as wolves, foxes.
Two-Headed Turtle Found in Florida
Had one head before trying to use new Miami-Dade County voting machines.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Brit Scientist: Both Sexes
Have Increased Average
Weight 10% Since 1980

Although, there might be something wrong with the scale.
New Study: Nicotine Patches
Not Effective

Many ex-smokers quickly develop 30-patch-a-day habits.

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