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| WHERE ARE THEY NOW? |
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 Imelda Marcos
The former First Lady of the Philippines
is now a hostess/entertainer at the
Holiday Inn in Rusteria, Ohio. Her most
requested song? "People either want
to hear 'These Boots Were Made for
Walkin' or 'Blue Suede Shoes.'" |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Fewer Media Outlets a Good
Thing, Says Murdoch
No one disagrees with him. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Latest IBM Storage Medium
Holds More Information Than
Currently Exists
New books, movies, music must be created
immediately, say researchers. |
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Lemonade
Sales Rise With Global
Warming
But allegations of
off-the-book accounting
practices could bring
industry down. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Hubble Photographs Cassiopeia
Supernova
Climbed fence to get picture; supernova
threatens lawsuit. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Free Prozac Sent to
Floridians Who Did Not Ask or Have Rx for
It
Fortunately, drug relieved anxiety caused
by surprise mailing. |
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New Killer Bacterium Targets
Thin White Women
All other women feigning concern. |
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| Which of the following
international agreements
has the United States NOT
abrogated or refused to
sign: |
| International Criminal
Court Treaty, Kyoto
Global Warming Treaty,
Comprehensive Nuclear
Test Ban Treaty,
Anti-Ballistic Missile
Treaty, Biological and
Chemical Weapons Treaty, Land Mine
Treaty, Small Arms
Treaty, Rice Krispies
Treaties. |
| Hint: agreement does
not limit the deployment
of marshmallows. |
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