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NEW HIGH-SPEED
SYSTEM TO CLEAN MAIL
UNVEILED
Removes anthrax, criticism
of postal service. |
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| IRONIC TIMES OPINION POLL |
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| This
Week's Question: |
| Do You
Countenance or Disesteem the
Effectuation of the Chief
Executive During the Current
Exigency? |
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Countenance |
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1% |
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Disesteem |
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1% |
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Don’t Know |
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98% |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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WRIST CAMERA
INTRODUCED
Allows user to view
tiny image of someone
asking, “What time
is it?” |
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WINDOWS®
XP
A REVIEW
by Mr. Computer |
| I recently puchased a new computer,
or as my wife likes to call it, a
two-thousand-dollar typewriter. Of course
it came with the latest operating system,
Windows® XP, from a company even the
missus has heard of, Microsoft. |
| Well, I have to tell you, getting the
damn thing out of the box requires an
engineering degree, but once everything's
set up and loaded in, it works like a
dream. That is, until the cat trips over
the extension cord, shutting off power to
the computer, as well as knocking over a
lamp. Leave it to my better half to buy
drapes that aren't fire-retardant.
The next thing you know, the house is
engulfed in flames and we're living
in a campground about fifty miles outside
of town. |
| As for Windows® XP, my evaluation
will have to wait - until we get
electricity. |
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