Ironic Times

NO. 36 "Expect the Ironic" MAY 21 - 27, 2001

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BUSH LOOKING FOR NEW RUNNING MATE IN '04
Ideal candidate won't overshadow president.
 
 
WORLD NEWS
Outlines of New Mideast
Peace Plan Taking Shape

In the meantime, all parties told to keep on shooting.
U.S. Sweeps World
Consumer Awards

Massive celebration planned; Germany a distant second.
 
LIFESTYLE
  Utah Polygamy Trial Raises
Serious Questions

Like, who does the dishes?
U. S. NEWS
FBI Problems Only Getting
Worse, Says Freeh

Best people leaving agency to spy for Russia.
Greenspan Will Personally
Guarantee Loans Up To $10,000

Latest attempt by Fed to jump-start economy.
John Doe No. 2 Still at Large
May have outwitted FBI by changing name to John Doe No. 3.
 
POLITICS
Congress Mulls Election Reform
May adopt "Survivor" format: last candidate left on island wins.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Bush Calls on Auto Industry to Produce New Hybrid Fuel Cars
Promises to help develop gas/coal engines.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Gamblers, Prostitutes Being
Pushed Out Of Las Vegas

Due to heavy influx of serious art collectors.
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