| SCIENCE |
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Dangers of Cloning Discounted
On the contrary, say experts, “it'll
be fun.” |
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| GUEST COLUMNIST |
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by
Lynne Cheney
(with
Victor Gold) |
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| The week began
with my husband, lean and tan after a
weekend at Camp David, showing off his buff
post-operative body politic by
dancing naked in front of the
large hallway mirror normally
reserved for guests straightening
their hats upon leaving one of
our lavish dinner parties. I was
"turned on," as the
kids say, and showed my interest
by slipping out of whatever nightwear
I was still wearing and
joining him in a mad mazurka by
the mirror in the moonlight. The
rest of the week was taken up by
meetings and one forgettable
luncheon with a group of
sexually-repressed Republican
women. |
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HOLLYWOOD
COLDLINE
by Sidney Skolsky
Spencer
Tracy's sick and tired
of waiting
for Kate
Hepburn to kick the
bucket. He's threatening an
affair with Constance
Bennett. Stay
tuned… B-movie tough guy Mike
Mazurki was mugged by
former child star Dickie
Moore ("Oliver
Twist"), who beat the
Dickens into him.
Ethel Merman's
ready for a comeback,  she shouts
from the grave… Don't
invitems: Leslie Howard
and Howard Duff…New
Two You: Fatty Arbuckle
and Totie Fields.
 Grumpy Old Dead
Man: Walter Matthau, acting more
like Felix than Oscar,
doesn't like the food up
here. What'd he expect?
But don't get me wrong, I
still love Hollywood.
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