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Ironic Times

 NO. 938 “Expect the Ironic” SEPT 24 - 30, 2018 

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ROSENSTEIN DENIES HE CONSIDERED WEARING A WIRE, INVOKING 25TH AMENDMENT
Also denies ordering straitjackets, butterfly nets in case he did.
 
WORLD NEWS
Paris Mounts Campaign Against Public Urination
Oui, oui — Non, non signs everywhere.
 
POLITICS
Another Woman Comes Forward, Claims Kavanaugh Exposed Himself to Her in College
Says his penis looks like Trump's.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Longtime Sesame Street Writer Reveals Bert and Ernie Are Gay
Like we didn't know.
U. S. NEWS
Trump's Approval Rating Sinks in Wake of Kavanaugh Hearings
But he still has full support of He-Man Women Haters Club.
Flynn, Pence Now Changing Story About Contacts with Russian Ambassador Only to Exchange Christmas Greetings
Actual greeting was, “Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Don't Worry About Those Sanctions!”
 
REMINDER
  It's not a crime to be a useful idiot.
 
Trump Hails Kavanaugh as
a “Great Gentleman”

The type you'd meet at a gentlemen's club.
 
LIFESTYLE
New Study Establishes Four
Personality Types: Average,
Reserved, Role Model,
Self-Centered

Most of us are average, some are reserved, fewer are role models, and one is president.
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