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 NO. 1042 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 21 - 27, 2020 

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McCONNELL REJECTS CALL TO LET NEXT PRESIDENT MAKE COURT PICK
“Because two wrongs don't make a right,” he explains.
 
WORLD NEWS
Russia Declares Venus
“A Russian Planet”

Also claims planet Mongo, installs Ming the Merciless as its leader.
33,965 Americans Have Moved to Canada Due to Trump's Election
A few Canadians have moved here, mostly Trump impersonators.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Planes, Soldiers in Trump Ad Actually Stock Images of Russians
“We know," says campaign spokesman.
U. S. NEWS
AG Barr Compares Stay-At
Home Orders to Slavery

Watching hour after hour of Netflix akin to being whipped.
Report: Military Ordered
Heat Ray Weapon to Use
Before Trump Photo Op

Decided aginst using it when told they'd be melting mostly peaceful protesters.
 
REMINDER
  In the land of the masked, the one idiot not wearing a mask is king.
 
Angered by His Testimony on
Russian Election Interference,
Trump Mulls Replacing FBI
Director Wray

With Sergey Lavrov.
 
POLITICS
Trump Says He'll Be on “Fox & Friends” Every Week
Rather than every other week.
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