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 NO. 1035 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 3 - 9, 2020 

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TRUMP: “NOBODY LIKES ME — IT CAN ONLY BE MY PERSONALITY”
Politifact determines statement “100% True.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Belarus President Who Claimed Vodka Would Cure Covid-19 Diagnosed With Covid-19
And a severe alcohol problem.
 
TRAVEL
More Countries Ban Americans
Once mighty dollar still welcome in a couple of shithole countries.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Baseball Season Threatened as Virus Takes Its Toll on Teams
League mulls playing games with no fans, no players, just mascots.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Suggests Need to
Delay Election

Fears “ratings disaster.”
Report: Kushner Rejected
National Strategy, Believing
Virus Hitting Blue States Hardest

Now they're all blue states.
 
REMINDER
  We're living in the golden age
of stupidity.
 
Kodak Gets $765 Million U.S.
Loan to Make Drug Products

Like Hydrokodakchloroquine.
Fauci: Vaccine Likely by
Next Year, But Not Enough
For Everyone

First responders, athletes on winning teams go first.
President Touts Doctor Who
Talks of “Alien DNA,” Blames
Illness on Witchcraft, and
Claims Hydroxychloroquine
Can Cure Covid-19

“She could be a game changer,” he says.
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