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 NO. 972 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 20 - 26, 2019 

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TRUMP THREATENS IRAN WITH ANNIHILATION IF PROVOKED
Or if Democrats obtain his taxes.
 
WORLD NEWS
Elections in India, Australia
Continue Global Shift to
Right Wing Nationalism

Oh well, there's always the moon.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Trash Discovered 35,850 Feet
Below Ocean's Surface

It will be dredged up and buried in a landfill.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Electric Flying Cars Coming
Flying pigs, nuns could soon follow.
U. S. NEWS
Administration Plans to Make Immigration System Merit-Based
Restricting entry to accomplished professionals, like lingerie models.
Republicans in Many States Seek Tough Anti-Abortion Laws
Which will hasten the birth of more Democrats.
 
REMINDER
  Don't let some Russian troll tell you who to vote for.
 
Tariffs Expected to Cost
Average Family $800 a Year

White House suggests Americans “cut out the mochaccinos.”
Alabama Passes Harshest
Anti-Abortion Law Yet

Bans abortion after post-coital cigarette.
 
POLITICS
Three Florida Radio Stations
To Broadcast Trump Speeches
Every Hour Until 2020 Election

Two stations support him, the other opposes him.
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