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 NO. 998 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 18 - 24, 2019 

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IOWA: BUTTIGIEG TAKES LEAD IN LATEST POLLS
“What, Me Worry?” lawn signs, bumper stickers pop up everywhere.
 
POLITICS
Obama Warns Democrats Not to Veer Too Far Left
He's enjoying his vacations on billionaires' yachts.
Yang Shifts His Message
Now he wants everybody to pay him $1000 a month.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Marshall Islands: Graffiti Removed From Concrete Dome Leaking Deadly Plutonium With Half-Life of 24,000 Years
Graffiti's half-life only six weeks.
U. S. NEWS
Report: No New Border Wall
Built, Only Replacement Wall

Trump crowds now chant: “Replace the wall!” “Replace the wall!”
EPA's “America Recycles
Day” Sponsored by Biggest
Manufacturers of Plastic
Products

Who encourage Americans to buy more plastic and recycle it.
 
REMINDER
  If the president commits high
crimes and misdemeanors,
then it's not illegal.
 
White House to Set Up
Webcams for Live Feed of
Border Wall Construction

Will compete for viewers with live feeds of paint drying, grass growing.
Report: 10 Least Populous
States Have 2 1/2 Times the
Weight in Electoral College
as 10 Most Populous Ones

An appearance at a Wyoming supermarket opening worth ten rallies in Madison Square Garden.
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