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 NO. 955 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 21 - 27, 2019 

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TRUMP OFFERS NEW DEAL TO END SHUTDOWN
He gets his wall; in exchange, he'll stop calling Mexicans “rapists” for three years.
 
WORLD NEWS
Britain's Parliamentary Democracy on Verge of Collapse Over Brexit
Only solution: agreement between U.S., U.K: they will solve wall/shutdown problem, we will solve Brexit.
Report: China Already Growing Cotton on Moon
Expects to have sweatshop up and running within five years.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Harvard Scientist Thinks Interstellar Cigar-Shaped Object Could Be Alien Spacecraft
But sometimes a cigar-shaped object is just a cigar-shaped object.
U. S. NEWS
Special Counsel Disputes Accuracy of Buzzfeed Report Trump Told Michael Cohen to Lie
No one really believed Trump's hired “fixer,” a shady thug with ties to the corrupt New York taxi medallion business, who intimidated and paid off Trump's adversaries for over a decade, would ever do such a thing.
Latest Poll: Trump's Support Crumbling Even Among His Base
Even Russian bots are having second thoughts.
 
REMINDER
  All three branches of the U.S. government are equal, but some are more equal than others.
 
More Families Separated at Border Than Previously Thought
Administration says actual number “unknown” (and intends to keep it that way).
 
POLITICS
GOP Condemns Rep. Steve King for His Racist Comments
Praises President Trump for his racist comments.
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