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Ironic Times

 NO. 959 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 18 - 24, 2019 

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TRUMP DECLARES NATIONAL EMERGENCY OVER BORDER CRISIS EXPERTS SAY DOESN'T EXIST
“I don't need to do this,” he agrees, then signs declaration.
 
WORLD NEWS
Mexican Immigrants Now Leaving at Higher Rate Than They're Arriving
Only a wall can keep them here.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Five Watercolors by Hitler Go Unsold at Auction
It's too late now, but if somebody had only bought them when he painted them, he could have become a successful artist and the Nazis would never have existed.
U. S. NEWS
Funding Bill Provides $985
Million for National Institute
of Standards and Technology

It will be used to build half a mile of fencing.
Trump Installs Room-Sized Golf Simulator in White House
“Executive time” now 100% of his day.
 
REMINDER
  Yes, Santa Claus, there is a Virginia.
 
Doctor: Most Americans “Just
One Serious Illness Away From
Bankruptcy”

We're closer to Bankruptcy for All than Medicare for All.
Global Nutrition Programs to Get $1.2 Billion Over What Trump Requested
He left out fruits, vegetables.
 
EDUCATION
Donald Trump Jr. Slams
“Loser Teachers”

And their “stupid knowledge.”
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