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 NO. 981 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 22 - 28, 2019 

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NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BAKES BISCUITS IN CAR
TO MAKE A POINT
That it's getting out of weather forecasting and into baking.
 
WORLD NEWS
Philippines: Duterte Outlaws
Catcalling, Wolf-Whistling,
Sexist Quips

Murdering untried alleged drug dealers still okay.
 
ENVIRONMENT
NOAA: June Hottest Month
Ever Recorded

Ever since invention of thermometer.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Viral Russian- Owned App FaceApp Now Owns Access to 150 Million People's Faces, Names
They may own your identity, but they don't own your soul, and for that there's SoulApp.
U. S. NEWS
U.S. Renewables Top
Coal for First Time

Despite administration's best efforts.
Trump Could Win 5 Million
Fewer Votes Than His Opponent
And Still Win Second Term

According to Internet Research Agency of Saint Petersburg.
 
REMINDER
  It's not a crime if the president does it.
 
With Number of Applicants Dwindling, U.S. Armed Forces Consider 16-Year-Olds
Works for terrorist groups.
Berkeley City Council to Use
Gender-Neutral Language in
Its Municipal Code

Henceforth, everyone referred to as “it.”
 
POLITICS
Rules Set for Democratic Debates
Each candidate allowed five boasts, three clichés, one maudlin personal anecdote.
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