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 NO. 968 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 22 - 28, 2019 

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MUELLER: NO EVIDENCE TRUMP KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING
Trump tweets: “See!”
 
WORLD NEWS
Ukraine: Comedian Wins Presidential Election in
Landslide

Volodymyr “Shecky” Zelenskiy promises reforms, lots of big yocks.
Mussolini's Great-Grandson
Runs for Seat in European
Parliament

Vows to improve train service.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Schism Reported Between Pope Francis,
Ex-Pope Benedict

As always, it's over a woman.
U. S. NEWS
Dems Debate Whether or
Not to Impeach

Some argue for impeachment, others prefer drawing and quartering.
Trump Threatens Dumping
Immigrant Detainees in
Sanctuary Cities

Though he wants to keep a few for his golf courses.
 
REMINDER
  Watch out for lawyers who take notes.
 
President Wants Stronger Immigration Chief
And weaker ethics boss.
Texas Bill Would Make It
Possible to Put Women to
Death For Having Abortions

Amendment that adds “by stoning” narrowly fails.
 
POLL
Trump Approval Drops 3 Points to 37% After Release of Mueller Report
Base holds firm, stocking up on opioids and ammo.
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